• The United States of Eddington

    The United States of Eddington

    (You do know to not read something about a movie you haven’t seen if you don’t want to learn things about it, right? I literally just got home from the Drafthouse. I’m writing it.) Ari Aster’s 2025 examination of 2020 through the lens of his home of New Mexico is explicitly built for multiple viewings.

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  • “Unwritten rules” are what is choking baseball, you old weak fools

    “Unwritten rules” are what is choking baseball, you old weak fools

    Tear up the list of unwritten rules in your head. It is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.

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  • gordon gecko lookin ass bitch

    gordon gecko lookin ass bitch

    patrick bateman lookin fuck. finance bro lookin shithead. rohypnol-buying lookin asshole. anime-villain lookin ass. homeless serial killer lookin dickweed. goldman sachs ass haircut lookin loser. cocaine movie exec lookin shitstain. 90s nameless gangster lookin weirdo. manosphere platonic ideal lookin freak.

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  • Do not look at the crack in the dam.

    Do not look at the crack in the dam.

    Establishment elected Democrats have been having a real weird one in the aftermath of Zohran Mamdani’s commanding primary victory over outside-stander Andrew Cuomo. While right-wing billionaires give up the entire game on how they view the election, plenty of normal-ass Dems are getting on board with Zohran, even if they don’t like it, because they’re…

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  • All The Devils Come Out To Play.

    All The Devils Come Out To Play.

    If you’re here, you’ve found a booklet left in some coffee shop/bar/other random place. All The Devils Come Out To Play is one part experiment, one part therapy, one part just fucking clicking “post” and letting the work fly out into the world. It’s a story that takes place in the fictional dying city of…

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